Wacky Wednesday

Life Advice from the Children

So today I’m going to be sharing some random life advice from my eight and three year old. Take it to heart, folks. These kids have it all figured out…

J on going to school: “Don’t go. You don’t want to know what it’s like out there.”

E on going to school: “Bring your tablet to school. And play it.”

J on eating: “Don’t eat crappy food or you’ll get very fat.”

E on eating: “Get some chicken and French fries and ranch and eat it on a chair.”

J on exercising: “Work out. Work out. Work out. Get strong. And be ready for defense.”

E on exercising: “Put your pencils away in your drawers.”

J on cleanliness: “Keep your room clean so you don’t walk on stuff.”

E on cleanliness: “Clean my bedroom, mom.”

J on sleep: “You need to sleep to have muscles.”

E on sleep: “I get out of my bed. And if you close my door I’ll open it!”

There you have it… wholesome advice on all the important things in life. Happy Wednesday, everyone!